are so annoying. like, just shut the fuck up. i cant hear anything youre saying right now. you sound like “womp womp womp womp”.

the worst kind of lie is an unnecessary one. why are you lying about dumb stuff? just shut the fuck up already.

is being honest so difficult? and anyway, why am i so important to you that you must make up these huge fables? am i your parent? if you tell the truth and i dont like it what will i do? kick your ass? highly unlikely since youre a boy and several inches/lbs larger than me. so whats the point of being a liar like that?

im changing your name to liar liar pants on fire in my phone.